Bitcoin Bribes - Pooled Bitcoin Bribery Wallet - Are there any Crypto Lobbyists in Congress?

So, I'd like to hear your thoughts. I'm sure this has been discussed before, but I want to know whether the Bitcoin/Crypto community has taken any steps towards organizing bribery - bribery of Congress. In other words - hiring a lobbyist.

With the growing regulations for Americans using crypto exchanges, government interference in the crypto free-market has already started. No exchange outside of the US will accept Americans. Coinbase is already very cumbersome and non-user-friendly due to government regulations.

So, what's the solution? Bribery. Pool a Bitcoin Wallet, and give the keys to someone highly respected in the community. Get them to spend all the money on a team of Crypto lobbyists. Get them to sell the idea of Bitcoin to the State. At least have them fight tooth and nail against growing regulations. Get the corrupt politicians to see that Bitcoin is good for them (they can accept campaign contributions anonymously in BTC).

I don't think bribery will have to be an ongoing thing. We just need the state to stay off the back of Cryptos until it becomes more widespread and mainstream.

Anyway, what do you guys think?

New here, so make my day and follow me. Don't make me bribe you!

David