Hello Steemit my best 5. crypto-jokes !!! english

in #bitcoin6 years ago
  1. What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber?

    An average plumber can at least solve a block !!!

  2. What’s the difference between Bitcoin and Nasa ?

    Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon !!!

  3. In Bitcoin news the real Satoshi Namakoto was found and arrested this week.

    He was charged with indecent exposure for revealing himself to a minor in the pool.

    There were concerns that photo evidence in his trial would be deemed too “cryptographic” for public release.

    Satoshi’s miraculous escape from his cell moments later was witnessed by at least 200 of his peers…

  4. Knock Knock!-- 10 minutes later
    Who's there? Never mind.
    but is still yet to be confirmed !

  5. Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins?

    In a cold wallet!!!

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