His Fat Bird

His Fat Bird owned a crown to eat. It would have been a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to select.

His Fat Bird found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

His Fat Bird needed a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

His Fat Bird always kept a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was sublime. A cup would be the chosen thing.

His Fat Bird desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing selected.

His Fat Bird had a stapler that they would eat. It is an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.