The Old Man Who Never Shaved

in #beard7 years ago

One day far away someone awating to pay, there lived a man with a long beard they say, someone, oh someone, please cut this beard of this old haird man. Narrator: OOOOH THIS IS THE GOOD PART!!!!! Person: STOP IT NARRY DON'T SPOIL IT! ad all went the days, days, days, until.......BOOM SRUCK lightning and shaved the old mans beard right off chop chop chop "NO" said the man crouching down to see the hair "NO ALL MY HARD WORK IS RUIND ALL OF IT BY THIS STUPID LIGHTNING BOLT" he was angrier than ever then his beard began to grow..................................................................BOOM it was like the lighting never happened! then he was surrounded with photographers! and then they asked a bunch of questions!? yeah... like how old are you? and whats your name? like sooooo many weird questions like ssssssssoooooooo weird! other one like whats your DNA and how many DNAS do you have aaaannyy way TTHHEE EENNDD

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