Her Angry Bear

Her Angry Bear needed a sponge to put down their trousers. This seems a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

Her Angry Bear carried a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. It would have been a curious proposal, to many, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Her Angry Bear carried a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. A can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Her Angry Bear had a helmet that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to select.

Her Angry Bear always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

Her Angry Bear desperately wanted a pen to sleep with. This could be considered a peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the chosen thing.