INTRODUCTION

Its complicated. My name is @no user name because I refused to have a real name. My mum tried forcing some names on me, but its just not working. How can you prove your love for me by naming me GARLON?!?!... Did I steal fuel?, or am I a militant?. I had no where to cry to but steemit. Big ups to @batjunior who encouraged me to stop wasting my talent on CMs guitar and make lil cash. I have a girlfriend, but not anymore, because she will spend my steemit money to zero account. I am now married to this platform. I am DAYO OMOJUWA HARRISON, a comedian, sports commentator, a tailor, and all the good things you can imagine. Love y'all