His Different Baby

His Different Baby wanted a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was fun. A bat is the thing to choose.

His Different Baby often carried a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

His Different Baby desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes share. It is a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Different Baby desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes smash. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

His Different Baby desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pen is the item to choose.

His Different Baby desired a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to choose.