The Stupid Baboon

The Stupid Baboon owned a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke of all things.

The Stupid Baboon wanted a mug that they liked to throw. It should have been an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Baboon always had with them a radiator that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Baboon found a pencil sharpener that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Baboon desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Baboon always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be an original thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.