What to do if somebody wants to kill you with a nuclear weapon?
Many of us have faced situations where someone is very angry, has a bad mood, drunk, and begins to threaten you with atomic bomb. What can you do?
First of all, don't panic. Statistics tell us: nuclear wars begin three times more often if people who control nuclear weapons are in a state of stress. And vice versa, people who don't experience stress, even if nuclear war still happens, usually pass faster and painlessly.
In addition, you should start threatening with nuclear weapons in return. Remember that only the exposed warhead serves as a reliable shield from another warhead. Therefore don't hesitate to show off your arsenal wherever you can.
Try to crush your opponent economically. Let him look for the missing wallet instead of playing with the red button of death.
Pray. For thousands of years our ancestors prayed to different gods, and, here, humanity still exists. Obviously, this is quite a working tool, since it has so well proven itself in the past. Try to pray as often as possible and as loudly as possible, giving your prays all your free time
Start the war first. Anyone who starts a nuclear war, wins it - said Lenin. If you start first, perhaps there will be no one to answer your attack.
So, we see that the threat of nuclear weapons is not a verdict. If you follow through with all the suggested recommendations, a nuclear war will not cause you serious inconvenience, and maybe won'thappen at all.
I started saying small prayers after every other word because I don't have time for 3 complete prayers a day, but this way I manage to squeeze 5 prayers in one day.