My gift to Logan Paul - Good luck against PETA, Logan!
Logan Paul needs protection from the internet right now, as people are just ganging up on the poor guy. Just think about it - everyone has even got over their dislike of PETA for him yesterday! Clearly, we need to give him a hand, we need to band together and write a formal protest toward PETA and the internet at large to leave Logan alone - We should even parody that old "Leave Brittney Alone" clip, just to make sure our point has truly been put across.
The first step should be starting a GoFundMe for Logan.
If we want to protect him we need to protect his money too. Since YouTube took away his funding, he'll need the extra money if he wants to keep his mansion. We should set the goal to several million dollars, just in case he has to deal with someone suing him for his merch as well.
The next step should be to start a formal protest by all signing our names on a sheet online with the title being something along the lines of "Sign this form so that we can tell PETA how we feel about their Bullying of Logan!"
If you want to protect Logan too, share this everywhere so that he can get the message, and the video which contains a helpful piece of advice on how to apologize correctly.
He can start by getting a different hair cut. I legitimately have not known a person who has a similar hair style to not be a massive douche.
Then we can start the healing process.
And if it doesn't go down like this I want a refund of the bandwidth used to post that comment.
Jake pretty much called it with the, "I'm sorry for not feeding my dogs for a week just so I could film them eating each other."
That's some Simpsons level of precognition.
PS: If Logan Paul got a decent haircut it would reveal his failing hairline.