My Hungry Artist

My Hungry Artist often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

My Hungry Artist often carried a pint of cider to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Artist always kept a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

My Hungry Artist desperately needed a set of lego that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be amazing. A set of lego being the chosen thing.

My Hungry Artist carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

My Hungry Artist desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.