Her Gentle Artist

Her Gentle Artist needed a bottle of beer that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Gentle Artist wanted a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Gentle Artist desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Her Gentle Artist had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Gentle Artist looked for a stapler that they liked to cuddle. It might be a strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Artist, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

Her Gentle Artist desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.