DIYing a Picture Frame with STEEL, SAWS AND RELENTLESS FORCE ■ TrashureSeeker

Days were grim, the protagonist thrown around by the waves of boredom, always at danger of drowning in the seas of nothingness below.

In a last effort to maintain sanity the protagonist had chosen to struggle through a month of hard work after long hard days at work, ultimately prevailing and finishing a massive, five piece paint-by-numbers painting.

Now, with the hard work done boredom began to advance again, its fearsome teeth gnawing at the walls, its sharp claws scratching at the heavy, reinforced doors. The only possible chance to survive was yet another endeavour, another last stand in the never-ending fight against the forces of evil.

A trip to the hardware store and the purchase of some length of flat steel later the protagonist reunited with his trusted battery powered ally MAKITA, DESTROYER OF WORLDS to come, saw and conquer.

After careful measurements MAKITA's relentless teeth began to rip through steel, its scream of unbreakable power calling everyone with the will to fight to battle.

Bonded for all eternity by PATTEX, EXPERT FORGER the steel that was once torn apart became whole again, joined to a powerful weapon in the cold fires of PATTEX's forge.

In the end, after countless hours of lying in wait the awe-inspiring depiction of the great battles of boredom found their new home at the wall, securely encased by steel.

HEED MY ADVICE BRETHREN AND TRY ONE OF THESE YOURSELF!

Paint-By-Numbers
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