In the alien universe where I sometimes wander about with my alter ego in tow, and after indulging in a few puffs from the caterpillar's hookah, I had once entered a grocery store where I seen similar in the freezer. The products of a strange romantic relationship spawned at the fields of Chernobyl. I was thinking about becoming a vegetarian right there and then, but when I got to the vegetable section dominated by Rex van Minnen, I abandoned that idea.