The Catgaroo

in #art7 years ago

This might be the worst, most horrifying thing I've ever drawn. Have you ever looked at a kangaroo?

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You do NOT want to mess with this ... and you do not want to combine it with a CAT!

But I did. And I hate myself for it.

Behold, the Catgaroo!

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Originally, it was holding a knife. But as @mikesalvi (who came up with the name "Catgaroo") said, that would be even worse.

Does this abomination have just the head of a cat or also the brain?

I'd say it has the brain and the attitude. It's smart enough to be a chef, it's smart enough to fuck up you, your family and everything you hold dear. And it won't bat an eye.

On a happier note, @bachuslib wrote a short story which included my drawings! Read it here.

And now I've run out of ideas for stuff to draw, so suggest me something!

So long ...

~Suesa

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hey! i'm the real @mikesalvi!!!

Hahahah that drawing actually made me laugh out loud, still good though! Certainly a million times better than anything I could come up with!

seriously a kangaroo with a cat's attitude is scarier than, i don't know, i just can't name 5 scarier things

Hi I’m @mikesalvi and here for the free upvote.

@kryptik you really got a damn vote!

Woah mike, you've changed!

Suesa as Chef with a Kangaroo suit wearing a Catmask holding a Knife packed inside a Spoon Packet..???? 🤔

an artistic masterpiece indeed..! 🤐

@suesa, I am rightly terrified by your catgaroo, or "krootikat" as they are lovingly known in their native Austrafrica. No man, woman, nor child should ever face such a fearsome abomeownation.

The locals seem to love them until they steal babies and start kicking them about. They've the cruel playfulness of a cat and the kicking strength of a 'roo. Nothing to mess with, for sure.

Drawing suggestion: in honour of all of the forever-alone people the week after Valentine's Day who sit at home, stuffing their faces with discounted cheap chocolate from heart-shaped boxes.... you should draw... well, that. :)

Burn it with fire!!!
Suesa... you have the minds and spirit of a true evil scientist that wants to splice species together!

That's not really what splicing is about, but it's a common mistake so you're excused. Also thanks, I strive to be the most evil scientist ever!

Hybridisation maybe?
What would you name it, mixing 2 species genetically to create a hybrid?
Dr.Evil+Suesa= Dr.Evilesa

Hybridisation is slightly better!

It looks scared. So, I would say it has a brain of a cat. But it could be because it's holding a spoon instead of a knife. Maybe it would be more aware of its powers if it had whiskers proportionate to its body.

Thank you for mentioning me :) Love you!

But seriously that kangaroo is buff af at the top.

Almost all of them are, just search google for buffed kangaroo and you are in for a surprise

It is a mind game and poet. Cangoroo with the cat head and brain. This would find only in a fairy tale. But many people now days think with out own view, but they prefer to think with other one. Based on plankton idea.. Hhhh

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