Cool, here goes!

...I was born in the dreaded and Ambitious Black Lagoon (10-30)
...I was alone and broke (the remaining half Hungarian Forint I kept in my Elegant pocket was useless here anyway), homeless and Elegant (28-17)
...ever since I was a Fabulous¨ toddler (22-12)

Feel free to pick your own numbers, and not copy them from other entries in the future, @mellwe, there isn't a right or wrong here, nor a winning entry, just random fun? ok :)-