As you should be 😊, although the way you worded it leaves me a bit worried.

I warn you though, I might just make real "Dutch Wisdom Tiles" (google it and be amazed) type JoeyD stamps of approval and send them to toilets all over the world.

Oh damn, now I'm seriously considering doing this as well, I'm even looking up ways to pull it of. Oh god, now I'm even coming up with solutions that might actually work. Oh crap, now you've done it, I just figured out a couple of ways I could pull it off depending on the price.