Thank you Kate!
Did Auto complete mangle your sentence or is the expression "fart back" now common parlance?! You said "I was sat a bit too fart back to really hear everything " ... I do live deep in the jungle and never watch TV so may well be out of touch!! haha JUST GOT IT ... you meant "far back" :D

Auto compltete is providing a rich new vein of humour ... and danger! ... here are a few great examples: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever?utm_term=.hnG3v5dX5e#.yt2068Ad8K