RE: Stay Calm: This Is Just Another Post Where I Include An Image I Produced and Don't Really Say Much About Anything
I see a cord, kind of like an old-fashioned mouse, connecting it all. Actually, it's a bit like a placenta. At the connection to the cord is a little white man, his head connected there, dependant on the cord for nourishment. His legs hang off the picture, along with the creature providing his life support. The creature seems to have it's tendrils in everything.
I'd like to create a job title for myself as "art interpreter" for hire by art galleries that are clueless about what is hanging on their walls. Then I could talk about placentas and little white man all day long. I could have an advertisement that goes something like this: "Think you know what that paint splatter means? Wrong! Ask me, if I don't know, my bullshit is better than yours - guaranteed!"
I have to give you credit. You are by far the best art interpreter who has stepped foot inside this blog of mine. Who cares if it's bullshit! I'd hire you on the spot. Speaking of spot...
It's a dog. I named him spot.
Just one of my dumb jokes.
I'm glad you think so - I'm making you a reference. Expect calls from "Highfalutin Art of the South" and the likes in the next few weeks.
The white dot inside all that black is the dog? Oh I see now, he's a white husky in the middle of a solar eclipse. Very poignant this time of year - a symbol of seasonal depression. I recommend the gallery hang it near the windows to get the most dramatic contrast between light and dark...
If you can do that, with a dot, you won't be needing me for a reference. Just bullshit your way through the interview. You'll be fine!