BEASTLY TALES

THE DAIS BIAS

How very childish, petulant and daft,
Analysts, with much bias, never actually laughed,
When a so called, special report, made a conclusion,
That no crime was committed, no collusion.
But, they absurdly do declare,
“Innocence still is far from there!”
“The No Crime report does not exonerate him,”
“And there they are, seeking to look proper and prim.”
Now how absurd, is such a conclusion?
Their warped grasp of English, just a delusion!
If one has been cleared of committing a crime,
If that falsely accused one serves no time,
Then surely it is reasonable to conclude,
Without being pushy, ignorant or rude,
That the accused is cleared from the original charge,
Never mind how huge bias and prejudice large,
But, no, they will never agree to exculpate,
So deep, for the accused, is their loathing and hate!

The so-called Accused would be guilty of many a crime,
But, here, we are considering just one at a time.
So, being found not guilty of one,
Does exonerate him, although not fun,
For the warped accusers that were catalysts in the matter,
With their dismal, bent, subverting chatter,
And, where else, would you find such dirty tricks?
Why, where else, but in politics!

Now, it is up to you to fill in the gaps,
In this tale, to define individual character saps!
It won’t be difficult, if you watch Cable News.
Particularly one channel with most warped views.
Their panellists sitting around like petulant kids,
Because they couldn't see their “hated one” on the skids!
We don’t expect, “Splendid, what ho! Cheery pip!”
But, at least, for a day, let their whining slip!