Hmmmm, I'm not sure this is comic worthy... but 7 weeks ago a pipe burst in our kitchen and we had to pretty much remove everything, there's an empty shell where our kitchen used to be... and now the bank, insurance company, inspectors and builders are all trying to profit from us, and delay reconstruction at every step..... so we're just eating cereal for every meal. Last night I had two raw cucumbers and some raw pecans for dinner.