if she bought crypto everything would be fine

This cracked me up more than it should, but she should time it right because if she did invest during the peak season she would have still have to resort to suicide lol.

I think the part about evoking curiosity is what made this one a great experience. It takes the readers to dark places that most of us may have been overlooking because we haven't experienced it firsthand, but when you see the world on other people's perspective it may change your own or something like that. Anyway I am just glad to see a fellow man of culture here haha