When I use to live on the family farm it was insane how much wildlife just fucks about around your house. I woke upto a kangaroo stuck in the cab of a crane once, that was fucking funny because I couldn't get the fucker out. I was 11 years old and like 40kgs. This fucker was 6ft tall ready to go mike tyson on my ass. Anyway my uncle just shot it and fed it to the dogs and we lived happily ever after.