(SATIRE) ATTENTION SLAVES - TEST OF NATIONAL MONITORING SYSTEM THURSDAY 20 SEPT 2018
Greetings Fellow Tax Slaves,
I wanted to let you know and inform you of the upcoming federal test of the national monitoring system, where His Great Holiness The Führer will be sending all tax slaves a special magic message. We don't know what this special message will be, but we know that it will be truly special because it is coming directly from the great federal ruler of the tax plantation known as the USSA. We should all be so grateful to receive this message, and if you are not grateful, feel free to just leave!
In the mean time, please continue the worship of muh skycloth and bread and circus and whatever will distract you from the truth. Also, please make sure to alert the authorities of any slave that is tampering with their monitoring devices in order to prevent the Great Alert from being received. Remember you can help the federal authorities to report all thought crime.
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Hilarious! Well done.
Hahahah thanks man! I can't wait for the great message! :-)
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