10 Signs That You Might Be an Anarchist
You have heard the "You might be a Redneck" Jokes. This is my Anarchist version; enjoy!
- If you have been called a Fascist and a Communist , you might by an Anarchist.
- If you have ever have ever been called a Cuck and a Racist all in the same day, you might be an anarchist.
- If you been told that you hate children just because you seek to abolish government schools or the Department of Child Services, you might be an anarchist.
- If you have ever had to explain who will build the roads a million times using slavery and cotton, you might be an anarchist.
- If you are strict in your interpretation of the Constitution than the late Justice Scalia despite believing it to be a worthless document, you might be an anarchist.
- If you were ever called a neo-confederate for being anti-Lincoln and a globalist for being for open borders and completely Free Trade, you might be an anarchist.
- If you had to explain basic Economic principles to both your Conservative friends as well as your liberal ones, You might be an anarchist, and you definitely are a libertarian.
- If you have referred to Milton Friedman, F.A. Hayek, and Ayn Rand as Socialists, you might be an anarchist.
- If you are the only person to show up to an anti-war rally, you might be an anarchist.
- If you refuse to vote for the LP candidate for the same reason you won't vote for the Republican and the Democrat, you may or may not be an anarchist, but you certainly are a libertarian.
Good jokes, some of these fit a bit too perfectly.
And personally thank you for #5, I have had issues in the past knowing that I was a stricter interpretation, but also don't see how it could actually restrict abuse of power with only humans serving as the checks and balances.
I am curious to see crypto-services branch into "governance" like bit nation and offer disaffected humans better services.
I look forward to hearing more of these, I am in steemit chat under anarchy randomly, it is similar to IRC, (or seems like it) and allows for channels and discussions in real time.
Thanks again for the levity, with all the butt hurt from misinterpretation of the subjective implementation of this platform it brightens the place up a bit. :-)
thanks. It was a pleasure to brain some laughter or what not to your day!! a crypto-services in government would be interesting watch (just for the entertainment and curiosity purposes only of course). I haven't checked the chatp part out yet. I'll try slipping in some time.
Peace, Love, and Divine Anarchy!
#10 made my LOL a bit haha. Nice list.
I couldn't help reading this in Jeff Foxworthy's voice! XD
Except for #9 (because I don't do street protests), all the rest either fit me or otherwise have actually happened. Perfect list.