How to make more friends?
It's incredibly important for you to make sure your social life blossoms. Without the parasitic relationship of one loser to another, it's virtually guaranteed that you will come back to me and complain. Therefore, it is of utmost importance for you to scream five seconds again near large groups of people. Any strange looks you receive are basically an invitation for you to continue this ceremony, at which point you should also begin slow-dancing and winking after this to people you like. Don't be afraid if someone flips you off; this is a sure sign that it's working, and that you should carry on with the karate chops and moonwalks. Those who begin singing along or dancing but not hip-thrusting clearly have acknowledged you in the correct way. You will have friend, you will be free to rage at each other, love and hate and play erotic RPGs without little things like the Internet in your way.