Airbnb: funniest complaint from a guest

So I Airbnb sometimes to make extra money for savings and investing and this is by far the funniest thing I’ve come across to date on the Airbnb app :).

Guest compliant:

The guest needed two further keys to get into the apartment and there is CCTV and a security guard on the premises 24/7, however even with that reassurance the guest still decided not to stay.

I should have know this guest would be difficult when she initially enquired about the best places to sunbathe in Dublin (Ireland), a country better know for its rain than sunshine.