lady slaying tips from a 30 year old to a 14 year old

Damn. Rewind that shit back 16 years, guess I would have been in 9th grade? Who did I have my on back then, this a throwback! Mikaela? Nah, year before. Michelle? Year after I think.

Point being, 14 year olds, it most likely doesn't matter who you are trying to holler at right now. There is a wide world out there and so many fish in the sea. You may be caught off guard by what I'm going to offer you here.

Lemme backtrack real quick. The dudes I grew up who slayed the ladies in high school. Some of them ended up with said ladies. Some of them got beer bellies and live for the high school reunion. Reliving the glory days. I'm talking football players, jocks, the popular kids. Full disclosure, I was a jock but via basketball and tennis. Doing anything in high school that puts you in front of others is an advantage. Years later I even found out my friend Justin slayed all the drama ladies from his involvement in plays.

Piece of advice number one: pursue some sort of school activity, doesn't really matter what it is. This puts you on the map and gets you credibility. Who's Mike? He's a basketball player.

It is here where most stop. Case in point those football team captians trying to relieve that 13-0 season in '03. That's a mistake.

Advice number 2 is what's really important. Make yourself the most unique option out of whatever it is high school is defining you as. If everyone on the basketball team is wearing red shoes, get green shoes. Now the ladies can point you out easier on the court.

Advice number three is actually what's really important. I suppose it goes in conjunction with number two actually. Get in to things. Like go deep, become interested and nerd out. Later in life what you did/were in high school will not matter at all. Notice I am not saying to lock yourself in your room listening to Morrisey and feeling sorry for yourself about why people don't like you at high school. Being well-rounded is important and will also help immensely later in life. I've seen plenty of these "real nerds" from high school get popular in college once they find stride but they still do not have it all. Plus sometimes they do the making up for fucks missed in high school thing which is not a good look and catches up to you.

Number three includes reading a lot. Even if it's not cool or whatever. Also, watching interesting TV shows/movies whenever possible. And music! Some kids are more fortunate in these endeavors because of a cool older brother or something. I didn't have one and I just went rrrrreeeaallly deep on 90s hip hop/rNb, which worked out fine. So yeah not totally necessary, just convenient.

To summarize, you need substance. And then this substance helps make up your personality. For instnace, I'm sure none of your friends are watching Seinfeld but if you do it can help shape a dry situational humor that the ladies will adore later in life. In general, take whatever your buddies are doing and either get way more deeply into it or pursue something completely opposite.