Hahahaha. I think all the men I know must have had experiences similar to what happened to Ken. When I was a college student, I had many roommates who were unbearable. I remember one time I wanted to take a girlfriend home and it was my mom who discovered her in my bed. I spent an entire week listening to prophylactics, STDs, and unwanted pregnancies. I never sneaked a girlfriend home again. I liked your story, it was very entertaining and full of humor. Thank you for sharing, @churchboy