I'll just say that I reeeeeally wanted to post a long, spammy looking comment that combined the best (read: worst) of the offenders I've seen. I'm holding myself back though. And even though I didn't understand anything other than "dolphin" I still appreciate you as an author, so you still get an upvote. (It's probably on something wildly inappropriate, my liking of which will hamper any aspirations of attaining political office should I decide to run).
Have a good one!