Sounds like city life to me. Lots of people lots of distractions and even more people being distracted when they drive. My friend's horn is broken. Sometimes he yells, "Go!" when someone is not paying attention and on their phone at a green light. I told him he should yell, "Get off the phone!" It's probably not a good habit.
You don't want to know my favorite way to cope with traffic, but my other favorite ways include laughing at people trying to use the slow lane to pass merging vehicles on the right, laughing, pointing, and flashing lights at chronic tailgaters. All this while maintaining a three car gap makes me happy.
Maybe one day we can share a bourbon session with a dash of roadway shit talking. Cheers!

P.S. That music you purchased put exactly $3.91 towards more music!

Thanks again!