triggercurtis (25)in #flirt • 7 years agoFlirt-Tip #519From a scale to "Fuck you" and "Fuck me"... Where am I?triggercurtis (25)in #puntime • 7 years agoPhonecall to mom:"Mom, don't freak out! But i am in the hospital!" "Josh, shut up. You can't make me freak out anymore... you are a…triggercurtis (25)in #love • 7 years agoMotivational Fact:A lightning Strike don't want to hurt you. He just wants to give you more energy than you need :) ♥triggercurtis (25)in #philosophy • 7 years agoQuestion TimeWhy is my nose running, but my feet smell?triggercurtis (25)in #philosophy • 7 years agoBooks are tattooed dead Trees.#full_emotriggercurtis (25)in #roastchicken • 7 years agoPun-Time:Instead of forgetting your Dogs and Children in your car it would be convenient to forget your Chicken in your Car…triggercurtis (25)in #philosophy • 7 years agoAnswer this question:A General, a Soldier and a Prisoner are in a Yard. The General commands the Soldier to shoot the Prisoner. Who has…triggercurtis (25)in #holi • 7 years agoMy First Picture!