delaxy (33)in #meme • 7 years agoTHERE'S NO SAINT ACTUALLY BUT HERE IS A QUESTION!!!If your life was a movie, would you watch it with your parents?delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years agoTRY TO STAND UP ON YOUR FEET TOO!!! DON'T JUST SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR MIRACLES TO COME TO YOU.No school, No career, No job, No talent, Just phone, tattoos, leggings, High waist jeans and crop top, Yet you want to…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years agoAVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH!!! It's very badI was sleeping in church last sunday and the usher woke me up... Immediately he woke me up from my sleep the next…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years agoINSTRUCTIONS OF HOME MADE PEANUT BUTTER AND CUSTARDGuys, I got visitors coming to my house and I wanted to cook everything on my own since they think I can't cook, but I…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years agoALCOHOL NEWS LOOOLLLL!!!!WELCOME TO ALCOHOL NEWS. Two men got hit by a car near a house called Castle at Savana street. Mrs Hennessy states…delaxy (33)in #cars • 7 years agoWOW!!! THIS CARS ARE COOL, THEY WILL LOOK SUPER COOL WHEN DRIVEN BY MY MOM;)There is a company which succeeded in making fastest electric cars, but there are just these two which i don't know…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years agoGOVERNMENT LAWS ARE NOT STABLE...If government finds out that you have minerals in your compound, it's theirs not yours If they find weed weed…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years agoYOU WILL BE APPLYING FOR BEING SINGLE IF YOU DO THIS LOL!!!When you chat with your partner and he/she does not reply when you say "I love you", Send another one saying "sorry…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years agoWOMEN WHO EAT SOIL SHOCK ME.Maybe those women who eat soil had abortion, so they are building tombstone for their children, soon they will be…delaxy (33)in #funny • 7 years agoI WISH GOD COULD TEST ME WITH A MILLION TO SEE IF I WON'T DO BAD THINGSI wonder if my ancestors don't feel ashamed when other ancestors give their children millionsdelaxy (33)in #introduceyourself • 7 years agoI GUESS I GOTTA LEARN WHEN TO MAKE MY NEEDS MY FIRST PRIORITYIt's sad how we do things that will please others because we put their feelings before ours forgetting the impact it…delaxy (33)in #motivation • 7 years agoNEVER ALLOW NEGATIVITY DRAG YOU DOWNFailure will never overtake me because my determination to succeed is strong enoughdelaxy (33)in #story • 7 years agoWho is guilty?A man found his wife with another man in his bedroom. Instead of shouting or beating both of them he just went back to…delaxy (33)in #in • 7 years agoLegendThey may create as many best phones they can, but this one cannot be replaced, Battery last for 2 weeks and it…delaxy (33)in #hello • 7 years agoIS SCHOOL WORTH SPENDING HALF OF YOUR LIFE FOR?Many people spend most of their time studying, not sleeping, busy programming their minds. I do not know about where…