I AM the grimiest troll.

There's nobody who needs a good, grimy trolling more than that entire "mature discussions" thought police brigade that may have actually managed to get @ned the creator of the platform to walk around you on eggshells, worried about offending someones fee-fees every step.

Ironically, trolls and jesters might be your only chance to still get into heaven, by experiencing that confusing, spicy dash of new, non-dual worldviews... essential if you're accidentally stuck with the PC nazi brigade and don't know your own great destiny far beyond their understanding.

Suffice it to say, in heaven they don't accept cowards that would stand for nothing and fall for anything, as long as it's "positive".