Humorous Quips

It is said that laughter improves our immune system’s ability to protect our bodies. “The act of laughing increases the production of immune cells and antibodies in your blood so you can mount a stronger response to germs and infections”. That is why people who have a cheerful disposition are less prone to illnesses. And if they fall ill, their cheerful disposition will help them to recover faster.

Laughter, truly is good medicine. So, laugh whenever you can, spread laughter wherever you go. We all like a person who can make us laugh.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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Some people cause happiness wherever they go. Some people cause happiness whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

It is a nuisance that knowledge can only be acquired by hard work. - W. Somerset Maugham

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. - George Carlin

Everything is okay in the end. If it is not okay, then it is not the end. - Unknown

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids – then it’s suspicious. - Unknown

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit. - Oscar Wilde

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don’t need it: if you are sick you should not take it. - Henry Ford

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job. - Slappy White

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