Her Lovely Woodpecker

Her Lovely Woodpecker owned a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A can of coke being the chosen item.

Her Lovely Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often annihilate It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Lovely Woodpecker looked for a crown that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a crown having that done to it

Her Lovely Woodpecker searched for a sponge that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item selected.

Her Lovely Woodpecker needed a can of Tango to play with. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Woodpecker found a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. It should be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.