The Stupid King

The Stupid King searched for a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Stupid King wanted a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Stupid King carried a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Stupid King desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a surprising action, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Stupid King desperately needed a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird activity, to you, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid King owned a toilet brush that they would drop. It is a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.