I hate my friend "John, lets go to chill for today?"
Script sneakpeak #3 Inspired by my friend Einar Kuusk.
Dan was calling to John.
Dan: "Hey John? Want to come outside, lets go do something? I keep thinking to do something great with you man".
John: "Mmmh? Eeehm? What? I was sleeping.... alright, lets meet in 15 minutes?"
Dan: "Where?"
John: "Ülemiste City, im there in 15 minutes."
Dan: "Alright awsome man...."
-- After 20 minutes ...
Dan is calling to John again....
John: "Yes, halloo?"
Dan: Well? Where are you? Im here.
John: "15 minutes more... im coming"
Dan: "Reeally? Ok...."
Dan hangs off... 15 minutes passing as wind... so Dan is calling again.
Dan: "What the hell man? Where are you? It has been almost an hour?"
John: "God damn John, i said i am coming.... go fuck yourself. Im at home still, come here if you are SOOO hurry."
Dan was walking to Johns home... a depressed and angry.
knock-knock, John let Dan inside his home..
John: Come in my friend, come in.... jeeeeeshh, want some coffee?
Dan: No, man hurry up, day is over soon... lets go!!!!
John: Wait, im almost dressed up... wheres my camera??
Dan: Why you need a camera??
John: Do document all of it, for making money on internet.... people need to know.
Dan: Can we just hang out like normal friends sometime?
John: Alright... let me take a this hat that i burrowed from Indrek, i need to take this back first, then we can go chill and grill....
Dan: Really? Today? Well ok...
Dan already knew John pretty good, he knew that all this day gonna be wasted because John do not have aspect of time knowing... he will gonna bust this day...
Dan: Well take the hat and now we can go???? LETS GO!!"
John put his boots on and thy almost could go and have fun but then....
John: Wait, i need to go to take a dump.
Dan: You gotta be joking....
John: I cant come if i need to shit! Go fuck youself.
Dan: GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! GO! JUST GO!! Damn...
After 5 minutes of shitting in toilet Dan is hearing something
John: Heey, so how its been? What new?
Dan: Hmm, John you always talk while you are taking a dump?
John: Yes, this is normal, why people think that its weird? All people should talk when they are dumping, it is normal society....
Dan: God damn man, please do your thing and lets go.
After 10 minutes, John finished taking dump and came out.
Dan and John was walking down the stairs and got outside.
John: At last....