What's afoot with Clinton and McStain...?

Hillary Clinton recently suddenly pulled out of her book tour, claiming that she had broken her toe. I've broken toes myself - not much fun, but I must admit I doubt it would have caused me to cancel a book tour. Rumour was rife, amongst the less credulous and sleepy of the public, that perhaps the broken toe, and the subsequent appearance of a dramatic orthopaedic boot, was covering up a more interesting possibility.

Considering the timing of this 'incident', some wondered, myself included, if perhaps dear Hillary was finally facing some consequences for her lifelong crime spree, and maybe, just maybe, her ridiculous boot was covering up a GPS ankle monitor, and she was, effectively, under house arrest. Wishful thinking perhaps... Yet... several weeks down the line and rumour is saturating alternate websites that the number of sealed government indictments in the USA is now well over 1000, as of Nov 16, and some have the number as approaching 2000 (

). Then, on Nov 6th, it is reported that Senator John McCain was being treated for a 'minor tear in his right Achilles tendon' - and lo and behold, he is photographed wearing another of those dramatic, orthopaedic boots. Certainly a striking coincidence from my point of view - I must admit, the first time I ever saw a boot of that design was on Hillary Clinton just a few weeks ago...

And now, delightfully, a tweeted picture of Mr McCain on Nov 22nd reveals what must be, actually - a miracle. Enjoy the comparison with a couple of weeks ago...

It seems his legs have swapped places. What began as a torn Achilles on his right, has leapt through time and space to his left. Some have suggested that this is a camera anomaly, that the picture has been horizontally mirrored. But close inspection reveals hairline, buttons - and faint signs of that scar from the 'brain op' on the left eyebrow still exactly where they should be.
So don't worry people - the answer is that John McCain's legs have swapped places, and in no way is he, or Hillary, or anyone else... currently under house arrest. Thank goodness for that eh! Love, Db

Check out:
http://thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/mystery-john-mccain-wears-boot-wrong-foot-tearing-achilles-tendon-photo/

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/933042030175051776

https://www.thetrumptimes.com/2017/11/16/sealed-indictments-now-reach-1100/