Get Off My Lawn: Man Buns

Dear Millennial:

Stop with the "man bun". It looks stupid. I see you kids walking around the office with your stupid hair that screams "I'm a manchild who lives with Mom and Dad for free and don't know how to write a check!" But I can't say that out loud or HR will have my head on a platter (at least it won't have a man bun).

And no, I don't want to see your internet me-me's.