I've Never Hit a woman - but I have been Hit Hard by them - Funny to some, Sad to others? - I'm never impressed

• My Wedding Ceremony included instructions for Johana about when I come home drunk to not lock the doors unless I was violent. But failed to tell her not to be violent to me? Only in Panama! LOL

• So last Sunday started out kind of regular, feeling pretty good considering I drank too much at the Clubon Saturday.

Doing my early morning steemit time and drinking coffee, managed to post this & this

• Sunday was a full day of softball games at the local club starting around 10 AM and I was there, Johana was at church.

But sometime in the afternoon I borrowed a bicycle and came home for something, And Johana was home.
Now I intended on drinking slowly because it was going to be a long day, But the Panamanians were pounding them down and buying way to many for me, way faster than I could drink them. So my intended 2 beer per hour was more than doubled.
And I was feeling no pain when getting home ( that was going to change! )

• Johana met me in our bedroom with a large heavy board threatening to put me to sleep if I wanted to leave.

I saw my move when she was at the far end of the room and took a running dive through the bedroom window...I intended a smooth roll, but landed square on my shoulder with a thud, blew that off...ran to the bicycle and took off. ( A clean getaway )
The rest of the day and night spent at the club 2 fisted drinking.

To this day, I have no idea what set her off?
Was it something that was said at Sunday service?
But like I said, I've never hit a woman so confronted with violence from them...I need to just take it, or get the hell outta there LOL
Hardwood is just that plus heavy, So I took my leave through the window.

Johana has only hit me once before around 10 years ago, But I have seen her pound the crap out of 2 of her Brothers.
She is Kind, Loving and extremely generous but when losing her temper, she see's red and lashes out.
I'm not very good with women on understanding or talking them down when upset, and when I'm Angry I need time to cool down. sometimes a day or 2.

• Johana can go from raging mad to calm and pleasant in a few heart beats. Wish I knew where that switch is, so I could use it before she loses control.

I'm not sure when I got home but sometime that night, Even with all the beer in me, The pain started to scream at me, And me screaming back from time to time. There was no escape, Nor could I sleep.
Which caused me to get angry, And I found some dirt cheap airfare to Canada for a visit and to cool off. The only problem was, It was out of San Jose, Costa Rica and no way I could make the trip in my condition. Plus I had the terrible shits. No way I could spend all day on buses with no toilets. ( so I'm Stuck at home with "her" ) LOL

Of Course Johana wakes up Monday like nothing happened, Wanting to help with the pain and lots of offers of kisses and what ever I want. ( All I want is to be alone & this pain to go away )

Tuesday I convinced her that my attitude would not change till I felt better and got some sleep, and to go visit her family for a week or so. She semi agreed but left.

I enjoy time alone, especially when not feeling well. It's now Thursday and my anger is gone plus I can move my arm in most directions without a scream involved, and I can type again so steemit time yeah :-)
It was very boring not being able to do anything for a few days, and didn't improve my mood. But I have been sleeping lots.

• Yesterday I sold some old airdrop coins I had kicking around, got 90 BTM for them. Took them to my favorite casino and more than doubled them. Cashed out and Transfer 410.483 STEEM POWER to codypanama :-)

I know have a slider bar when voting, weeeee but still vote 100% ( go big or stay at home ) still nice to have a choice :-)

• So this is my 3rd post today and I'm tired plus my shoulder is talking to me ( lets have a nap )

Sounds good to me :-)
Hope you enjoyed my silly life story, more have & will happen/ed to blog about later.

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