Witty Remarks

Life can be stressful. Sometimes, people are under so much pressure they forget how to laugh. People should laugh more. Laughter keeps the depressing thoughts away. It could well be a means of prevention against depression.

Take a look at today’s quips, remember the ones you like and go make your friends laugh. You will be doing mankind a service if you can make people laugh. You will be very popular too because we all like a person who can make us laugh.

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Life’s a lot like beer, chill for best results. - Unknown

Some days, it feels like the same old circus with different clowns. - Unknown

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry George Bohn

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. - Mae West

There's one advantage to being 102. There's no peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

We love lawyers. If there weren’t any lawyers, there wouldn’t be any jokes! - Unknown

Don’t be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn’t going to fall out. - Unknown

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other’s funeral. - Kehlog Albran

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. - Marilyn Monroe

Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off. - Unknown

You never run out of things that can go wrong. - Edward A. Murphy (Murphy’s Law)

Laziness prevents more crimes than morality. - Abraham Miller

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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