Humorous Quips

A quip is a witty remark. You might want to keep a few of these in mind, and impress your friends with your wit and humour. Everyone likes a laugh, and everyone likes a person who can make them laugh.

Laughter translates into any language and is contagious. So, laugh often, and whenever you can. You will be doing the world a favour if you can make people laugh.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad! - Norm Papernick

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. - Mackey Miller

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. - Laurell K. Hamilton

Do whatever floats your boat, as long as it doesn’t sink mine. - Unknown

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Money talks. If it's the dollar, it's small talk. - Croft Pentz

People who jump to conclusions rarely alight on them. - Philip Guedalla

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. - Oscar Wilde

One problem with being an expert on everything is that you cannot turn to anyone else for advice. - Gary W. Smith

You are only old enough to get a tattoo when you think tattoos are juvenile. - Joseph Julius Bonkowski Jr.

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