Hi there!

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I'm Baron Von Scrub, but you can just call me Baron. I am the quintessential blend of lazy, unemployed bum and rennaissance man, and if you like *insert something you like here*, then perhaps I can interest you with my thoughts on that wonderful topic. :)

But seriously, here's a bit more about me. I'm an IT student living in South Australia. My interests are gaming, programming, writing fiction and cooking, among other things, and I'm hoping to migrate the majority of my social media/online presence to (Or at least centralise them around) Steemit, to see if I can't make a little something of myself. Physically, imagine if a fantasy dwarf turned goth, and you've got a fair idea of what I look like.

Putting some thought into what I'm likely to post about, I came up with the following, in no particular order:

Writing

Fantasy! A long term project of mine that I'm looking to dedicate some more time to is "Nix Mortem", a fantasy story of my own making, featuring love, loss, magic, swordplay and ZOMBIES - who would much rather dance with you than anything else.

Clover

My parrot! A young green Quaker parrot (Monk Parakeet), I got clover just yesterday, so what better time to start documenting my life with the little guy as we befriend each other and move forward in life! Hopefully you'll start to like him as much as I already do.

SteemIt

Let's get meta in here! Posts about posting, blogs about blogging, created content about content creation, and spreadsheets about spreadsheeting; I'm gonna step you through my journey into Steemit and beyond into other cryptocurrencies! Don't worry if you're new to it all, so am I; we'll learn together!

Programming

Few things are as enjoyable to me as building a game/piece of software from scratch, and here I'll step you through some of my projects and learning experiences. I'm a little out of touch with the programming community for the most part, something I'm looking to rectify both here and through my schooling, but I'm most confidence in GML. GML, literally "Game Maker Language" is an obscure and supposedly weak language with many limitations; limitations I love to find exploits to combat and ways around. Whilst it would perhaps be easier to do certain things with other languages, the challenge of trying to do it with the nostalgic language I learned on has a certain appeal to me.

Emotions with Disability/Mental Health

Real talk; Sometimes life just sucks. I'm an asexual introvert with Asperger's syndrome, Aphantasia (Google it) and depression, and some things - feelings, experiences, memories - I find difficult to deal with in the regular ways. Example: I'm currently dealing with the end of an abusive relationship, and yet all I feel is further love for my "supposedly" heartless ex. How will I get by? Find out next episode on Dragon Ball Z! (Yes, I'm a weeb too.)

Dutch

For a goodly portion of my life, many of my closest friends have been from the Netherlands. Why, exactly? Not a clue. But all the same, I love the Netherlands and Dutch culture, and with the intention of one day moving there, I'm going to document my thoughts and progress in learning the language - something at which "ik ben nog niet zo goed", but will hopefully improve on with the motivation/accountability Steemit may provide.

Cooking

FOOD. I love food. I love flavours, and spices, and exotic cuisine, but most of all, my food is comfort food; hearty, rustic and flavoursome, my food is based around maxing out those serotonin levels in your head to send you to sleep with a full stomach and smile on your face. My best dishes are Hungarian/Croatian dishes passed down from my grandfather, but I've also had some experience in cooking French-inspired and Indian foods. These and more will be cooked alongside me, and if you love savoury food that makes you feel all fuzzy inside, keep an eye out for these posts!

Science

Little known fact: I studied Nanotechnology at university for 2 years before transferring. One great thing about Nanotech is that its study really encompasses all the physical and life sciences, giving a very broad-yet-deep knowledge of the vast majority of scientific and technological advances. Whilst I'm no expert, having transferred to IT due to travel limitations, I have had the mindset of a scientist since I was but a wee lad, and I get very passionate about these things. Woo-mongers and anti-vaxxers, beware; I'm coming for you!

Gaming

Video games! Primarily League of Legends (Diamond tier), but with a number of smaller things on the side, I love myself some videos games and (Bandwidth-willing) will hopefully often be found over at my Twitch stream by the same name as here. Twitch
I also make some shitposty, memey montages, ironically cringe videos and other whatnot which end up on my Youtube channel. YouTube

Gym

I wanna get back to the gym, and document my "gains" like a right douchebag, in the hopes I can improve both my health and appearance. I'll likely use this in combination with an Instagram account to do this, and would love to further engage with the fitness community to keep my motivation levels high.

On My Mind

Be it developments in my own life, general philosophy, or the bullshit going on in Australian, American or Dutch politics (Fuck Turnbull, Hanson, Trump, Pence, Moore and Wilders), sometimes we all just need to speak our minds. I'm very much open to debates and discussions about things, provided you're going to be both civil and scientific in the way you issue your points.

Miscellaneous

Stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else. What more can I say?

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So, if one or more of those things appealed to you, perhaps you'd like to give me a follow, even hit me up with a comment or message. I'd love to meet some new people and build a community here, and educate and entertain you all with my future posts.

Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!