This job popped up on my recent job search. I was looking at alternative lifestyles and here it was. A chance to start something where I could turn my brain off and just ride in cruise. I really have no skills to offer other than I will high five all your good, bad and ugly decisions. When asked about the about anything EMPIRE related I will simply respond with a talk to the hand and a quick throat cut sign. I could be the face of the franchise without even having to do a thing. I think that is the kind of person you are looking for. This gives you an easy scapegoat and a built-in excuse for all the dumb I mean brilliant things you accomplish. If you deem me worthy of this position, feel free to hit me up on Linkedin. I don't really have an account there but it seems like the right thing to say in this situation.