Free cryptomania?!?

One time I had this dream. It started off like a any typical day, I woke up and started heating up water to pour over my freshly grounded coffee beans in my little personal french press, when I noticed something peculiar. The rose colored pendant that decorates the urn of my late furry friend had gone missing. So I stepped outside onto my hover porch where the drafts from the ventilation shafts below my house were blowing my good old USA flag straight upward. One might believe that the weather had a particular air of acidity to it. Like some unresolved ghost coming to collect his rent money. Then suddenly I couldn't believe my eyes. There was a bit one get one sale at Macy's! Who wouldn't have ever thought that I would have awoken to such a great deal. With this in mind I hopped on my miniature dachshund and rode to work. When I arrived at work my boss asked me to come into their office. As I closed the door behind me, the electricity in the air was tangible. "What do you have to say for yourself!" They screamed as they tore off their shirt. "You thought that 5 dollar foot longs already included tax?" I looked down at my feet embarrassed. The weight of my guilt made me physically sink into the my chair. "How can we feed **** with just $5 cash?!?"

Suddenly an idea struck. Cryptocurrency.

I then woke up, and decided to catalog this here. Tune in for weekly updates on this tale.