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Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?

when it comes to Christmas, Cher Lloyd and me have a lot in common: we’re both bloody rubbish at wrapping.

So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??

• All I want for Christmas, cannot be found at a store. 🎄✝️💬

The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet. 🎄✝️💬

To all of my family and the friends I have made, Those who left for awhile and those who have stayed, Merry Christmas with hugs and kisses.. 🎄✝️💬

ha ha ha Christmas is coming and there’s nothing you can do about it.. 🎄✝️💬

X means wrong… X means unknown… so why would you eX Christ out of His own birthday? 🎄✝️💬

May the miracle of Christmas fill your heart with warmth and love. Christmas is the time of giving and sharing. It is the time of loving and forgiving. 🎄✝️💬

I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list? 🎄✝️💬

I know it’s only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas.. 🎄✝️💬

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.. 🎄✝️💬

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. Keep the Christ in Christmas, and share the love, peace and forgiveness. 🎄✝️💬

As Christmas began in the heart of God Let us complete that love by extending our hearts to others. 🎄✝️💬

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus. 🎄✝️💬

The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!! 🎄✝️💬

It’s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below. 🎄✝️💬

Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours.. 🎄✝️💬

I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here.. 🎄✝️💬

“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man. 🎄✝️💬

Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight. 🎄✝️💬

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. 🎄✝️💬

Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live. 🎄✝️💬

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas.. 🎄✝️💬

Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus. 🎄✝️💬

Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS. 🎄✝️💬

May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones! 🎄✝️💬

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. 🎄✝️💬

Please Santa, I’ve been good all year .. most of the time .. sometimes .. Ok, Don’t worry I’ll buy my own Christmas presents. 🎄✝️💬

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE. 🎄✝️💬

Santa won’t be coming this year…… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl. 🎄✝️💬

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas 🎄✝️💬

Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄✝️💬

Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season! 🎄✝️💬

May the New Year find your home filled with joy, your heart filled with love, and your life filled with laughter. 🎄✝️💬

Christmas, shouldnt be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someones angel when they need it the most. 🎄✝️💬

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a very Merry Christmas.. 🎄✝️💬

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. 🎄✝️💬

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. 🎄✝️💬

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
We all have our own call of duty. Mine is to serve Christ.

Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one of you! Wishing you a beautiful Christmas & a Happy New Year!

Wishing all my family and friends a happy and healthy Christmas and New Year. Be safe and Don’t Drink and Drive.

The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. 🎄✝️💬

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. 🎄✝️💬 *