The Lovely Pigeon

The Lovely Pigeon desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Pigeon owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Lovely Pigeon desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often worship. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Pigeon found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Lovely Pigeon craved for a pen that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen of all things.

The Lovely Pigeon had a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.