A Foolish Elf

A Foolish Elf needed a hat that they would drop. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was simply life. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Elf always kept a can of coke that they would experiment on. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Elf desperately craved for a wig that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a wig being the item opted for.

A Foolish Elf looked for a cucumber to drop. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a cucumber of all things.

A Foolish Elf desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Elf desired a bag of flour that they would smash. This could be considered a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.