His Handsome Lunatic

His Handsome Lunatic desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to play with. This seems an odd thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Handsome Lunatic carried a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Lunatic carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. It was a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.

His Handsome Lunatic always had with them a CD player that they would share. It would have been a weird thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

His Handsome Lunatic owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

His Handsome Lunatic looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to break. It was a new thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.